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Wednesday, December 03, 2003
HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO FILL MILK BOTTLES?
Good question. Apparently it is beyond the combined abilities of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, those befuddled Beverly Hills blondes in THE SIMPLE LIFE on Fox Channel. Much to my surprise, episode 2 was tonight! (Memo to me: Check TV listings OFTEN!)
Ah, yes, when we last left the dipsy duo they had just completed their very first day on an actual farm in Arkansas. Their biggest problem then was learning there was only ONE bathroom for the entire family's use. That and a kamikaze fly in their bedroom.
Tonight they faced "The Employer." Their long suffering host family got them jobs on a dairy farm. Y'know, like cows? But before the farming fun begins, they first have to master the time clock. Tricky. Then it's on to shoveling shinola, cleaning teats, driving the "Polish pickup," and, of course, filling those milk bottles. Take hose "A" and insert into bottle "B" and turn knob "C." Yeah, I can see where that would be real challengin'.
Best joke: The host family invited some friends over to meet the girls, and a teenaged boy asked Paris Hilton if her name was Motel 6.
Reality: What a concept!