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Tuesday, December 02, 2003
THANK HEAVENS FOR LITTLE GIRLS:
"OMAHA, Neb. -- An Omaha woman has given birth to a 14-pound, 3-ounce girl." Yes, ladies, it was a C-section ... thank God for modern medicine. Both mother and baby are doing fine.
Linda Tripp finally has some good news in her life. She's getting married! After saving Monica's gluteus MAXimus (and don't ask Monica who?) and battling the mainstream media AND the corrupt Clintons and then battling breast cancer, she's getting married to her childhood sweetie! My friend Blue has hopes of very possibly meeting Linda when Blue takes her annual DC trip next spring. Get PICTURES!
The Bolshoi Blimp is back on her toes. Seems that a Russian ballerina had a bit of a weight problem. She stands 5'6" and weighs in at a hefty 110 lbs. Has the Bolshoi considered Jacko? He could probably use the $$ and he has his own makeup.
On the personal front:
I watched Little H again as G was completing requirements for her student nursing job in PA. Yesterday she had to be fingerprinted, which Little H did NOT like a'tall! He screamed bloody murder, especially at the Chief of Po-leece, whom I personally think is a @#$%. Today G had to be fitted for a respirator.
And to Blue: Tell Mr. Big tough noogies :)