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Monday, February 28, 2005
CHRIS SANK LIKE A ROCK
|If you didn't watch the Oscars last night (we watched Carnivale), Jordan Golson has posted everything you'll want to know, including transcripts and video clips.|
Video of Chris Rock's monologue:
A lot of people like to bash Bush. I'm not gonna bash Bush here tonight. I saw Fahrenheit 9/11, I think Bush is a genius. I thought Bush did some things this year, you, nobody in this room could do.Nobody in this room could pull off ok? Cause Bush basically reapplied for his job this year.
He started a war, that's cool, support the troops, he started a war. Now just imagine you worked at the Gap.(Laughter) You're $70 trillion behind on your register, and then you start a war with the Banana Republic...(Laughter) 'cause you say they got toxic tank-tops over there.(Laughter) You have the war. People are dying. A thousand Gap employees dead, that's right, bleeding all over the khakis.(Laughter)You finally take over Banana Republic and find out, they never made tank-tops in the first place.(Laughter-Applause)
I watched the 13-minutes-plus video of Chris Rock and I thought he flopped. But that's just me. Over night ratings: 2005 30.1 RATING/43 SHARE