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Friday, February 11, 2005
DI-VESTED CHARLES TO REMARRY
I couldn’t care less what Princes Charles does. I had some empathy for Princess Di since she married very young truly in love with Charles while truly believing he was truly in love with her. As we have since learned, while Charles was grimly and obediently plodding to the altar to marry Di, he was yearning to be Camilla’s tampon. He carried on shamelessly with Camilla, whom Di had nicknamed The Rottweiler, all through his sham-of-a-marriage. Di was, in essence, a prisoner in a castle; while she was chained to propriety, he was not.
All of Britain is atwitter with the news that Chuck and Camilla will marry. The Uppercrust Queen, Tina Brown, was chit-chatting with that King of Retro-cool, Don Imus, this morning. Once again, thanks to LoanCat, I’ve got the bytes for you.
Tina dishes on Camilla and Charles: A “wildly horny relationship.” They’d go off into the bushes and he’d return with “grass stains on his back.”
Tina disses Di: “She would not play the game.” She was “a professional hysteric.” Yuk yuk yuk.
I have to admit that I laughed at the Camilla clip. And here I left a comment on LifelikePundits about being more careful about such things. Y'know, being sensitive?