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Monday, February 14, 2005
HANDYMAN SPECIAL
YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THESE WIVES AND LEAVE-IT'S PURELY PHYSICAL
PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands.
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"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.'
"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.