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Monday, February 20, 2006
JACKSON HOLE WANTS PEACE
I was surfing through my list of webcams around the country and noticed protesters in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Hmmmm, this could be interesting. So I called the Jackson Trading Company, which sponsors the webcam, to learn what they were protesting. A sweet young thang answered the phone.
Me: Is your store located right in Jackson Hole?
Sweet Young Thang: Yes.
Me: I'm looking at your webcam and notice protesters in the town square.
SYT: Oh, they're not protesters!
Me: Then what do their signs say?
SYT: Honk for peace.
PEACE! PEACE! All they want is PEACE!
Aaaaaaaaaa little piece of Poland
A little piece of France
A little piece of Hungary
And Austria, perchance?
A little slice of Turkey
A little spot of Greece...
Aw, shucks, I just checked the webcam and they're gone.