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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
WHY BRITNEY IS STUPID WHITE TRASH
Cartoon by Sean Delonas, NY Post.
In case you haven't heard this story yet, Twitney was photographed driving with her baby on her lap, not in his carseat.
Dlisted posted the proof yesterday: great big photos with one showing her license plate.
Word got out quickly and the cops were called in to question her. She had some lame explanation, too.
DRIVING 'LAP'SE GETS BRIT IN TROUBLE
"There aren't enough words to describe how stupid she is. She placed herself and her child in grave danger," said AAA spokesman Robert Sinclair.
He said if Spears had braked her SUV suddenly, her baby would become a projectile, crashing through the windshield.
"And if the airbag goes off, it's going to launch the child into her face or her chest. The child is going to be killed without a doubt," Sinclair added.
Spears yesterday blamed it all on a "horrifying, frightful encounter" with the paparazzi.
But Francois Navarre of the X17 photo agency, whose snappers got the shots, insisted Spears and her baby were never in danger as they left a Starbucks and proceeded two miles along the Pacific Coast Highway between Cross Creek and Los Flores.
Here's the reason why passengers should be properly restrained.