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Saturday, March 18, 2006
HE ASKED FOR IT
I honestly thought that Tom Cruise was smarter than this, but the fact that he's all full of himself only means more snarky good fun for us. And since he targeted South Park -- (cue evil laughter) hee hee hee !!!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
His progeny's incubator, Katie (she of the gnarly hobbit feet), stars in the hilarious new flick Thank You For Smoking. The premiere was just held but
Katie did not attend:
The most amazing thing about this extravaganza held last night at the DGA theater on Sunset …was the reaction (read: deafening silence) of the Hollywood establishment to Scientology War Bride Katie Holmes, who had a fairly meaty part in this good little satirical film. …[A]s soon as KH's perky face lit the screen, it was like a Scientology shit bomb went off and no one wanted even to steal a glance at their seatmate for fear of acknowledging the smell. The scenes of KH being fucked six different ways on/in six different tables, couches and closets were intact (minus any purported nudity--boo!). But again, not a whisper of anything from the crowd.
Cruise had to of known that the South Park episode would be plastered across the internet. He would have been a fool to think that this would somehow harm South Park and/or Parker & Stone, because it's done just the oppposite. Man, y'gotta stop communing with L. Ron and come back to earth.
Click the picture to watch, with no commercials!, Tom Cruise
TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET.
....... Dude, come out of the closet.