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Thursday, April 20, 2006
THOSE BEST LAID PLANS OF MINE
My grape hyacinths.
I should be writing, but I'm not. I'm procrastinating. Do I care about all these celebri-babies? Not really. However, a few things caught my eye. It's like I told you: I see everything through a blogger's eye, and blogging is addictive. Okay, let's get this over with so Kitty can get back to staring at the computer as her mind goes completely blank -- again.
Baby Suri Cruise has generated lots of hilarious speculation for her future ...
8 The NY Post weighs in (with picture!) with PAGE SIX 2026: A FRIGHTENING LOOK INTO OUR FUTURE
Wedding is a Suri thing
The long-feuding Cruise and Shields clans made peace this weekend with the surprise wedding of Suri Cruise and Grier Shields Henchy, who both turned 20 yesterday. The lavish lesbian ceremony was held on the grounds of John Travolta's Battlefield Earth Theme Park (formerly St. Patrick's Cathedral). … Cruise-Henchy will honeymoon at Brokeback Mountain National Park, formerly Wyoming.
8 TVGasm also posts a picture to go with their Newsgasm: Year 2030 Edition: First Daughter Suri Cruise checked herself into rehab this morning. This is just the most recent in a series of publicized stumbles for the first family's only child. You'll remember in 2023 her brief engagement to Sean Preston Federline was cut short under mysterious circumstances when Sean Preston, while on a Scientology retreat, vanished in the woods in what Xenuian authorities called a tragic bear attack.
8 About her name -- according to Cindy Adams’ sources: [W]hoever has spoken Hebrew in the last 150 years knows "Suri" has but two meanings. One is a person from Syria, a Syrian. The other is the imperative "Go away," and that is the imperative as specifically directed toward a female. To tell a person of the male persuasion, "Bug off," the word is just "sur." So when Katie and Tommy begin calling Baby Dearest to come for dinner, they will actually, in fact, be telling their daughter to get lost.
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More down to earth-type news ...
8 Pat runs the numbers on Cheney’s charitable contributions: Yeah, that nasty Dick Cheney, donating too much of his money to charity! He should be more like Al Gore, who donated $353 in 1997. Or Bill Clinton, who donated his used underwear.
8 This is rich! TAXING NATION: WOODY Allen doesn't love Paris in the springtime - or any other time. The Woodman has given the land of frog-eaters the kiss-off after deciding it was too expensive to shoot his next movie there.
8 Here's a gem found in Maggie Gallagher's 'TO HELL WITH ALL THAT': REAL-WORLD SEX TIPS: Flanagan connects the intense negative reaction her writing generates with the Democratic Party's recent electoral woes: "The left says they are the party of inclusion and tolerance, but in my experience, I say one mainstream thing and there is no room for me. You know why we keep losing elections? We are a really small tent."