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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
SO WHAT IF IT'S CEREMONIAL
Shaq must make a big first impression on criminals, considering he stands 7'1" and weighs 325 pounds. We need more like him in law inforcement. Picture him standing on the border waiting for those illegals to cross :)
Shaq Attack: While NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal is proud to be an honorary U.S. marshall, he admitted to my New York correspondent Baird Jones his role is pretty much ceremonial. ... Shaq said the criminals he ''apprehends'' are ''really already under arrest,'' by the time he shows up. The basketball great said his main concern is to be ''a crusader against child pornographers,'' and claims he's made ''around 30 arrests.'' But don't call him a hero. ''My father was my hero growing up. He was an army drill sergeant and a FBI agent.''