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Saturday, May 20, 2006
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
That's amoré! And I'm not just talking about Jimmy and Vito. I'm talking about that pizza pie -- food, as in pasta and canolis. Mangi! Wise guys love their food. Is it any wonder that they pork out?
Mobsters and munchies: Real-life wiretap transcripts from the late John Gotti's social club make it clear only a small percentage of the average mobster's life is spent whacking people, stealing goods and administering savage beatings. That's the glamour stuff. The heart of mob life is hanging around, cursing and eating - which, not by coincidence, can all be done simultaneously.
8 Which brings me to this ...
Y’think Tony powers the Stuggats this way?: The boat will also be powered by fat drained from his ass.
8 QUESTION: So what did Britney Spears get on her IQ test? Answer: Saliva.