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Friday, June 02, 2006
WINONA RYDER’S “TEEN-ANGST BULLSHIT”*
In the movie Heathers*, Ryder's character, Veronica Sawyer, says, "I say we just grow up, be adults and die." Well, honey, you're 35; practice what you preach.
Ryder Still Traumatized by Shoplifting Conviction: Winona Ryder boycotted this month's Cannes Film Festival because she hasn't yet recovered from her shoplifting conviction four years ago, according to her co-star Keanu Reeves.
Which reminds me of a hilarious short story by Rodger Jacobs. I still think it's the funniest title I've ever read.
Winona Ryder Suffers For Your Sins: [T]he first rule of five-finger discount shopping is to keep a low profile. Don’t let anyone remember your face.