ALL OF A SUDDEN HE'S SORRY
BFD. Now all of a sudden Peter the Pr^ck is "sorry" and "contrite." Now all of a sudden he admits to being "stupid." Now. Not when he kept his teeny-bopper concubine on his company's payroll at $50/hr plus gratuities. Now all of a sudden he thinks about his marriage. To date, Christie has not sued for divorce.
Cindy Adams was contacted by the Pr^ck's lawyer to deliver a message. To whom, exactly, I'm not exactly certain, because if the message was meant for Christie, why not tell her lawyer? But, no, the lawyer calls a highly respected gossip columnist, who's read by MILLIONS daily, and then he tells her to get lost, that "people like YOU" are making life difficult for poor poor Peter the Pr^ck. There's gratitude for ya!
'I LOVE MY WIFE & I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HER'
My sole participation is to see this message is delivered.
Christie Brinkley's husband, Peter Cook, about whom all civilization has recently read, wants to say:
"I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please . . . I love her."
Then: "For a lifetime I've tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration."
Then, amid tears: "I'm sorry. I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse."
Norman Sheresky asked me to deliver his client's message. I meticulously wrote down Norman's words, which are Peter's. I then read my notes back to the lawyer who approved them.
So you say he wants this to go away. How can this go away?
"Well, for one thing, people like YOU can go away. Every day the media keeps refueling this story makes the whole thing harder. He, me, she, all of us, just want all of you people to go away."
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