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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
MILKING THIS STORY FOR ALL THE PR IT'S WORTH
Well, well, well. Why am I not surprised that Peter the Pr^ck has had other adolescent conquests. First we heard about Diana Bianchi (a.k.a. the slut), today it's Samantha Cole, and the similarities between the two are amazing.
I WAS CHRISTIE CAD'S LOLITA #1: "I laugh at this, because our story is exactly the same," Cole told The Post, referring to bombshell news that Cook, 47, seduced 19-year-old budding singer Diana Bianchi last year at his Southampton firm.
Weirder still is that Cole's mother, a cop, worked in the Southampton Village Police Department with Bianchi's stepdad, Police Officer Brian Platt. And Cole's cousin went to high school with Bianchi. "Someone said to me yesterday that he was trying to recreate me or something," Cole said.
Cole revealed that, at one point, Cook proposed marriage to her in a last-ditch bid to win her back after she broke up with him in 1996. When she refused, Cook - who was by then dating Brinkley - got engaged to the "Uptown Girl" a month later.
Back to Bianchi. Y'know what they say: peel an onion.It seems as though the slut's PR people will have a more difficult job transforming her into an innocent victim now that we learn that she was two-timing her boyfriend while turning tricks with Christie's sleazoid husband.
EMOTIONAL WIPEOUT AS GAL BETRAYS SURF DUDE: Bianchi, 19, eventually quit her $50-an-hour job at Cook's firm - and it only made Keckeisen more suspicious. Despite the fact that she was unemployed, Bianchi was still able to make the sizeable monthly car payments on her Nissan Maxima - which Cook had provided the down payment for - and never seemed short of cash. Keckeisen quickly reasoned that Cook was providing the cash.