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Sunday, July 16, 2006
STAR WARS IN THE HAMPTONS?
Oooooooo, this Christie Brinkley/Hubby-#4 marriage meltdown is getting interesting. We needed something juicy to divert our attention from this hellish heat (90s) and oppressive humidity (70%+) , and this story has it all. Aging (nicely) clueless super model with a husband stuck in mid-life crisis. Sweet young thang, who's either scheming and slutty or stupid and slutty -- but definitely slutty -- and her cop father.
8 Although I do believe that this story belongs to the National Enquirer, I've gotta start with the NY Post since I ripped off their front page. ... CHRISTIE HUBBY 'DATED' GIRL,19: Initially, Brinkley couldn't believe that her blue-eyed, hunky husband was dating Bianchi, who was in a cap and gown just last year, the family friend said. But, the friend said, the cover girl figured out a way to go through his e-mails. That's when she found e-mails the pair had exchanged.
8 The juiciest part can be found in the National Enquirer. What I would have given to have been a fly on that wall! ... CHRISTIE BRINKLEY CATCHES HUSBAND CHEATING WITH TEENAGER!: "The girl’s stepdad is a local cop in Southampton (N.Y.) and he initially went to Cook and told him to end the romance," a source told The ENQUIRER. "But nothing happened and then the stepfather found out where Christie and Peter were going to be at an event."
"He went up to both of them and said right in front of Christie, ‘If I were not worried about getting my pension, you’d be a dead man.’ He added, ‘Stop dating my daughter.’"
The next day, Christie threw Peter out of the house, according to the source.
8 Oh, puh-leeeze! Adultery "frowned upon" in the Hamptons? Give me a major break already. Only when it goes public! (Love the title:) ... Pushed to the Brink: "People have been talking about trouble in the marriage for a year. The rumor was it was somebody in his office," Couri Hay, society editor of Hamptons Magazine, told the Daily News. "He will lose a certain amount of credibility in this town. Adultery, especially with this kind of age difference, is frowned upon in Southampton."
Will this become Star Wars in the Hamptons? Will the philandering Peter learn to never put in writing, especially e-mails, what he doesn't want the world to know? Will the slut continue her brazen ways? What will the slut's cop father do next? Will the once-clueless Christie give the philandering Peter a 2nd chance? Personally, I hope she screws him to the wall, or at least zaps him in his badoobies. Whatever she decides, may the force be with her!