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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
A CANADIAN DINGHY
Don't say anything, but the weather has improved. There's a crispness to the atmosphere, the kind that tells you there is a God after all. It's not like a Canadian clipper has blown through, more like a Canadian dinghy. I baked two loaves of pumpkin zucchini bread this morning. I would have lit a candle, Yankee's spiced pumpkin fragrance, but I thought that would be tempting fate a bit too much.
In the news ...
AggravatedDocSurg reports: One of my all-time favorite comedians, John Cleese, will soon be faced with "something completely different" -- he's due to have a colectomy for diverticular disease. One wonders about the potential banter in that operating room! We rather frequently have battling "Holy Grail" quotefests in our OR, and I must admit that I am most partial to Cleese's French insult sequences.
INTERBLOGATORY HITS: a great piece of satire on the 9/11 Commission; a report about yet another 9/11 memo which was never included in their report; and a bit of Kinky.
NUDE JUDE'S NOT A HUGE ISSUE: In snapshots that recall George Costanza's infamous "shrinkage" episode on "Seinfeld," the love-rat actor's meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law's house in Vaudelnay, France. "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure."
Playgirl's hunks? The hairy, chubby & poor!: Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair. … Rich playboys need not apply - only 4% of women said the size of a man's wallet mattered. Metrosexuals are also out: 73% want a guy who is "rough around the edges."
A Threat to Society: Not far from here, a guy tried to turn himself in for murder ... and the police refused to take him. Why? They can't afford his medical bills.
AwfulPasticSurgery has post a picture of Whitesnake singer David Coverdale, and I swear to God that I did not believe the picture was a guy. There’s even a suggestion of cleavage. Is he transgendering or something?