HILLARY POETRY SLAM
[Sung to the tune of Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain ]
In the twilight glow I see her,
Blue Eyes spying in the rain.
When they left the Oval Office
They schemed to make it theirs again
Armed with dirt on every member
From FBI files they retained*
In my nightmares I’ll remember
Blue Eyes spying in the rain.
The mic (comments section) is open for more poetry :~)Y'all did a good job with Algore yesterday. Try HRC today. Remember: Keep it reasonably clean, although puns are welcome.
*Someone has to take a stand against these people. At least this is a step in the right direction.
ALGORE POETRY SLAM
Pray that you shall never see
Algore tattoo’d with a tree.
A tree whose barren limbs are pressed
Against his fleshy, saggy breast.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Algore can shame a tree.
(My apologies to Joyce Kilmer.)
Got a poem, or even a limerick, begging to be heard?
Using this picture of Algore as your theme, give it shot in the comments. Be creative -- and clean. Puns are welcome.
