ABOUT AS APPETIZING AS LEFTOVERS
Apparently HRC wowed 'em in New Hampshire. I've always thought of New England as liberal in general, RINO at best. siiiiigh. Gone are the days when those rugged Pilgrims arrived in Plymouth without nary a government handout in sight, and half of them still managed to survive that first winter.
Party Like It's 1992: For all the talk of her personal independence, her experience and accomplishments as a senator, and the distance she has put between herself and the long shadow cast by her husband, one might think that Sen. Clinton would introduce herself to voters in the first primary state by impressing upon them a sense of who she is as an individual, a formidable politician wholly separate and distinct from her husband the former president. But when it comes to feminism, Clinton takes it only so far as it can take her. Which is not very far. Instead, she retreated right back into the warm and comforting embrace of Bill -- and brought the crowd with her.
Meanwhile, on the Left Coast ...
Not Sold On Clinton: In fact, the Hollywood defections have the same root as resistance to Clinton's candidacy among less glittering Democratic activists throughout the country. A substantial number of them do not want to participate in a coronation of the former first lady because they still doubt her viability as a presidential candidate. They question both her positions on the issues and her skills on the campaign trail.
8 Oh dear Lord ...
Pols Helpless As Pedophile Admires Children: And apparently supports Obama after posting numerous images of the children and grandchildren of likely candidates.
8 Btw, the Dems would love to have the opportunity to blame us Repubs for starving "him" to death.
BEAUTY & THE BEAST
Who knew that root canals are sometimes temporary, that they may have to be re-done? And who knew that a molar with no nerve could be so friggin' painful? I was laid up this week in utter agony when my root canal, done back in the 80s, formed a nasty abscess and spread like wild fire throughout the left side of my face. I looked like a pumpkin -- well, at least the left side of my face did. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I couldn't care less about going online. The penicillin took its sweet time to kick in, too. When it finally did, giving me a bit of relief, I spent hours cleaning out my mailboxes and trying to catch up with the news that I missed.
While I was "gone" (in no particular order) ...
8 Anna Nicole Smith died, and with 474,000,000 rea$on$, the bastards are already lining up to declare their paternity-hood. I suppose Anna was a beauty, in her own way. Her little baby daughter certainly is. Dying at 39 is very sad, indeed. And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead. But Anna led a hellish life, in my opinion. To which Andrea Peyser warns THIS BELLE TOLLS FOR THEE, BIMBOS: THE ugly death of Anna Nicole Smith should be a wake-up call to the upstart bimbo triumvirate of Paris, Lindsay and Britney. You, too, Nicole.
From the hand of God, you've been given a warning. Heed it. Embrace it. Get straight. Get dressed.
8 Meanwhile, in Sofia, Bulgaria, A city-run bus company is showing dirty movies on monitors at bus stops to help commuters in the Bulgarian capital while away the wait after midnight. ... Some Bulgarians complained security in Sofia has been reduced as police officers prefer to watch pornographic films instead of chasing criminals.
8 She “campaigned on the promise that she would clean up the GOP's waste and abuse of taxpayer's dollars,” but, unlike her tastes, the madame's talk was cheap and is continually proving it in the most blatant ways. AIR PELOSI: THURSDAY morning, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stepped out of her Georgetown home and into a government-owned black Chevy Tahoe SUV. That gas-guzzler truck took her directly to the Rayburn House Office Building - where she was the lead witness at a Science and Technology Committee hearing on global warming.
8 Even in my mind-numbing pain, the diaper-wearing astro-nut got my attention! Those poor children, but still, she wore a diaper!!!
8 This is rich. From one -- *a'hem* --femme fatale to another: Donatella to Hillary: Don't Be So Manly! Has Donatella seen this picture?
8 Hisssssss, spit! Nancy Sinatra Upset With Victoria Gotti for, like, totally copying her look. Obviously, Nancy doesn’t buy that old saw that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Or not.
But enough with these "beauties."
There is a beast amongst us.
The Bandwidth Beast.
He's BIG.
He's HUNGRY.
And Lucianne needs our help.
Like Audrey Jr. in The Little Shop of Horrors,
he demands, FEED ME, FEED ME!
Just click the picture of BB and drop a few bucks in the cup.
I did.
Lucianne is the true beauty here.
Besides, what would a day be without L.com?
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, global warming, Hillary, Lisa Nowak, Lucianne, Pelosi, porn, root canals, Victoria Gotti
HILLARY POETRY SLAM
[Sung to the tune of Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain ]
In the twilight glow I see her,
Blue Eyes spying in the rain.
When they left the Oval Office
They schemed to make it theirs again
Armed with dirt on every member
From FBI files they retained*
In my nightmares I’ll remember
Blue Eyes spying in the rain.
The mic (comments section) is open for more poetry :~)Y'all did a good job with Algore yesterday. Try HRC today. Remember: Keep it reasonably clean, although puns are welcome.
*Someone has to take a stand against these people. At least this is a step in the right direction.
HER ROYAL CHILL
Not only does Miss Hillary minimize her role in [Travelgate], she minimizes the affair itself. It was no small thing in the life of Billy Dale, who had worked in the White House travel office since the Kennedy administration. Travelgate cost him his job, his life savings, his good name, two years of legal Hell and, until a jury acquitted him within two hours of hearing the hoked-up charges against him, his peace.To Her Royal Chill, people are the rungs on her ladder to power; emotions are accessories to help sell her agenda. She loves power more than money, more than her daughter, more than her Mambo #5 cohort in crime (A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need ...). Marble seemed perfect for her.
After all that, Hillary Clinton is still smearing the guy, and implying his guilt. After his acquittal. How's that for fair? And this she calls history.
The London Times has published what Lucianne calls "The most withering profile of Hillary yet."
The vaulting ambition of America's Lady Macbeth: As you consider her career this past 15 years or so in the public spotlight, it is impossible not to be struck, and even impressed, by the sheer ruthless, unapologetic, unshameable way in which she has pursued this ambition, and confirmed that there is literally nothing she will not do, say, think or feel to achieve it. Here, finally, is someone who has taken the black arts of the politician’s trade, the dissembling, the trimming, the pandering, all the way to their logical conclusion.
…
To grasp the scale of the transfiguration, it is necessary only to consider the very moment it began. The turning point in her political fortunes was the day her husband soiled his office and a certain blue dress. In that Monica Lewinsky moment, all the public outrage and contempt for the sheer tawdriness of it all was brilliantly rerouted and channelled to the direct benefit of Mrs Clinton, who immediately began a campaign for the Senate.
"[T]he sudden discovery of her Jewish ancestry, useful in New York, especially when you’ve established a reputation as a friend of Palestinians."
Labels: Billy Dale, Her Royal Chill, Hillary, ruthless, Travelgate
HAS PELOSI PEAKED?
I just can't move beyond the House Madame's implants. I usually don't comment on physical appearances, but why would she, as the House Speaker no less!, want to look like something out of a Russ Meyer movie -- at her age? It certainly underscores her priorities.Is this the peak of Pelosi's political career, or is the White House her ultimate goal? Is Her Royal C worried? Will HRC consider surgery to plump her poll numbers? Dick Morris is already commenting on Hillary showing her age, while Rush pictured the two fems as queen bees.
I think Wyatt Earp sums up the House Madame nicely: First of all, she's a lying sack of crap (and there’s more :). h/t Pam
As a reminder ...
Labels: breast implants, Hillary, old age, Pelosi, queen bees
