I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE
I see dirty underpants?
At least that's what her billboard butt implied to me.
When I first saw that ad I thought that it was strictly for advertsing purposes, that VS wasn't really selling bikini bottoms with the word JUICY. I mean, the image of a JUICY butt conjures up the aftermath of a Chinese chicken dinner or drinking the water in Mexico.
However, for a mere $84 you, too, can have a JUICY butt.
Oh, I know, horny guys of all ages will drool all over themselves if they saw JUICY, and Montezuma's revenge will not be on their minds.
Speaking of body images ...
8 From fat to phat?: In addition to a new album, which Britney said to expect by the end of the year, Spears is excited to debut her hot new body! "She's getting into pre-baby shape by doing a combination of cardio, yoga, Pilates and weight lifting."
8 The Naked Truth: "As our perception of beauty is altered by plastic surgery," one studio exec told TMZ, "it becomes increasingly intimidating to put yourself on screen."
8 Making matters worse is HDTV: High-Definition TV, which offers a picture up to six times clearer than regular TV, allows you to see the stars as they look in real-life. And because the picture offers such incredible detail, you soon notice that some "beautiful" celebrities have terrible skin problems.
And now for something completely different ...
8 I Love It: Environmental kooks are pi$$ing their pants (what else is new) over President Bush's meeting (and reported agreement) with author Michael Crichton, whose best-selling book "State Of Fear" belittles and challenges the science behind the "gospel truths" so revered by the "We're All Going To Die Tomorrow" global-warming crowd.
8 Rush is keeping track of Algore's Doomsday Prediction: As of today, we have 9 years 343 days until the global bar-b-q.