BEAUTY & THE BEAST
Who knew that root canals are sometimes temporary, that they may have to be re-done? And who knew that a molar with no nerve could be so friggin' painful? I was laid up this week in utter agony when my root canal, done back in the 80s, formed a nasty abscess and spread like wild fire throughout the left side of my face. I looked like a pumpkin -- well, at least the left side of my face did. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I couldn't care less about going online. The penicillin took its sweet time to kick in, too. When it finally did, giving me a bit of relief, I spent hours cleaning out my mailboxes and trying to catch up with the news that I missed.
While I was "gone" (in no particular order) ...
8 Anna Nicole Smith died, and with 474,000,000 rea$on$, the bastards are already lining up to declare their paternity-hood. I suppose Anna was a beauty, in her own way. Her little baby daughter certainly is. Dying at 39 is very sad, indeed. And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead. But Anna led a hellish life, in my opinion. To which Andrea Peyser warns THIS BELLE TOLLS FOR THEE, BIMBOS: THE ugly death of Anna Nicole Smith should be a wake-up call to the upstart bimbo triumvirate of Paris, Lindsay and Britney. You, too, Nicole.
From the hand of God, you've been given a warning. Heed it. Embrace it. Get straight. Get dressed.
8 Meanwhile, in Sofia, Bulgaria, A city-run bus company is showing dirty movies on monitors at bus stops to help commuters in the Bulgarian capital while away the wait after midnight. ... Some Bulgarians complained security in Sofia has been reduced as police officers prefer to watch pornographic films instead of chasing criminals.
8 She “campaigned on the promise that she would clean up the GOP's waste and abuse of taxpayer's dollars,” but, unlike her tastes, the madame's talk was cheap and is continually proving it in the most blatant ways. AIR PELOSI: THURSDAY morning, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stepped out of her Georgetown home and into a government-owned black Chevy Tahoe SUV. That gas-guzzler truck took her directly to the Rayburn House Office Building - where she was the lead witness at a Science and Technology Committee hearing on global warming.
8 Even in my mind-numbing pain, the diaper-wearing astro-nut got my attention! Those poor children, but still, she wore a diaper!!!
8 This is rich. From one -- *a'hem* --femme fatale to another: Donatella to Hillary: Don't Be So Manly! Has Donatella seen this picture?
8 Hisssssss, spit! Nancy Sinatra Upset With Victoria Gotti for, like, totally copying her look. Obviously, Nancy doesn’t buy that old saw that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
These sad tales almost make one pine for The Year of the Woman.
But enough with these "beauties."
There is a beast amongst us.
The Bandwidth Beast.
And Lucianne needs our help.
Like Audrey Jr. in The Little Shop of Horrors,
he demands, FEED ME, FEED ME!
Just click the picture of BB and drop a few bucks in the cup.
Lucianne is the true beauty here.
Besides, what would a day be without L.com?